There's nothing worse than an air conditioner that's dripping on people carrying presents and items of good cheer in the streets of the village below you on Christmas Day!
So I took it upon myself to not be in the aspect of the Grinch and pay attention to the offending unit by addressing its inability to drain, and thereby in its operations, offend and outrage the body public .
Heaven knows, if there's any day of the year to not be a drip, it's Christmas Day! Luckily, due to the fierce heat of December, we had many empty water bottles around the house.
Fortuitously one of them named VITA, or LIFE in the language of the Romans - ancient occupiers and chroniclers of the peoples of Judea, the area from which the story of the Carpenter Hero of Matthew and Luke spring, that being, of course, at the center of our Christmas touchstone, was available to be pressed into service as a kind of air conditioner sangreal to catch the issue that sprang, unbidden, unwanted and unexpected from this, our most holey of air conditioners.
Come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant! Watch this story unfold before your very eyes, and be amazed!
